Point of No Return
Friday, July 25, 2008
today was...ehhh... so so bah. everyday passes as a stressed out day. sian.
okay jia jin photo is on STOMP!! everyone go check it out!! dunno who is the bo liao idiot that did i though. but whoever it was, NICE ONE. i congratulate and commend you for your meritorious deed to the whole school. or rather, to humankind. they're better of knowing what DANGERS they may chance upon in this modern world. haha.
oh yes, i almost forgot about the opening of JJC! how could i forget. its such a prestigious college. mind you, college, not junior college. zai right.
JJC is Jia Jin's College. okay first of all, its located at goodness-knows-where. i think its situated in some remote and isolate potion of SGP. 'cos many people wanna raze it to the ground. oh well. JJC's just too popular and good.
anyway, JJC is ZAI. guess who is the Principal? Prof. JIA JIN! guess who is the vice? Prof. LAS PROTOSABER! HA! we took a class photo with Prof. Las and Prof. JJ in front. its gonna be cooooool.
and the school rules! sample:
you must bow down (as in literally, hands and knees and head touching the floor) when you see the Principal or Vice. -- but oh well, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?
another is even if you fail the entrance exams, you will still be admitted to JJC.
and JJC is affiliated to VJC. students wishing to transfer from VJC to JJC are encouraged to do so.
and all answers must be written in chinese as markers do not recognize the english language. -- actually they are more like too stupid
and you must shoot the bird (or point middle finger..maybe both is better) when you say thank you.
there are many more, but i can't remember them.. see the full paper! its best! haha. oh yes oh yes. JJC's motto is "Teach less, learn more. Don't teach, LEARN MOST!!" and "Making thanking and shooting the bird easier".
I WANT TO GO! i'm such a fan, as you can clearly see.
and the entrance exams..damn easy! hahaha. 'cos the questions range from the difficulty of "Prove that tan2x = tan2x" to "Angle ABC is a right angle. Prove that angle ABC is 90 degrees." EASY RIGHT?! but don't forget, you must answer in chinese. or the examiner will say thank you by..you know. haha.
i'm trying to get the photocopied versions of the test papers. I KNOW ITS ILLEGAL. SO PRETEND I DIDN'T TYPE THIS. ALTHOUGH ITS IN CAPS. 'COS THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCIPAL AND VICE WOULD DO. stupidity personified. haha.
fuck u JJ and LAS! *forgive my vulgarity, but its the only term that suits them.* :)
